Why I should not be a mechanic.

So today I go into the living room, and daddy says do you want to help me with changing the rear view mirror? simple enough so I agree. I go out there and I take the screws off. And I successfully drop them into the car door. in the hole created by the siding. We spend the next hour and a half trying the get the stupid screw out of the car. eventually we pull off the door off and get out the screw out. And that is why I am not mechanic worthy.

it started out with Hot Chocolate.

It takes a very special person to get from hot chocolate to
-a bunny running past my window
-My pancreas screaming at me to chase it
-Chasing the said bunny through the everglades, the evergreen forest, and the valley of the forever 21
-running into the rock of the trumpeting gnomes
-buggudbug the king of the trumpeting gnomes and the bunny combining to become a crimefighting robot from another dimension
-beethoven in a lame Tommy Bahama shirt jumping out of a helicopter,
-me and Beethoven follow the bunny gnome contraption into the oblivion, to stop the international flowing sea creature organization and their nefarious purposes,
-Buggudbug screaming at me that I am a sofa magnet.
And this is when I ran out of time.

Electronic Santa Clause

So today I made a piece of modern art. I call it Electronic Santa Clause. Here it is.

P.S. Why do people put apples in pigs mouths? that is not attractive. Is it like one of those Snow White Poisoned apples, and so now we are eating the carcass of some innocent piggie that is chock full of like, Death?

Here ya go Kinzie!

Kinzie( my blog's #1 fan) found out that my favorite website was Awkward Family Photo's dot com, which is very true. one of my life goals is to get a picture on this website. Anyway Kinzie said that she is interested in seeing what my favorite photos were from this website. well I have one.

I claim this one as my own. The tallest one in the middle would be my older brother Evan. The shortest chubbiest one is Jake, and I am the one on the Left. And yes they are dressed in bacon.
Satisfied yet kinzie?

Put some Sweden in your life

So in case you do not know me well, or you happened to stroll across this blog on the big wide web, and you have never actually met me which is cool by me if you actually care what I write, so this is for all you people. My brother is currently in sweden on his ecclesiatic sabbatical and so I have been into sweden recently. and here is my favorite part of Swedish culture. Check out the Post French class if you are wondering why.

I randomly thought of this video, mostly because of space and it has been stuck in my head for like ever. and the video is pretty amazing. The beginning startles me every time. so be ready to be startled.

On clothes

So on Friday the french teacher gave us a very long lecture about what she did when she saw a woman with an out fit similar to hers. She accused her of being an outffit thief. Personal favorite quote. "you do NOT steal a woman's jacket ... IN BURGANDY!!!!" so next time you see a woman and you like her jacket, do NOT steal it in burgandy. Personally I would be flattered if some one stole my outfit, but just to be clear I am going to mark my fashion territory.
-scooby doo lunchboxes
-The color pacific blue
-Argyle socks
-Motorcycle glasses worn sideways on the head
-Argyle plaid jackets
-red plaid pajama pants
and anything else I wear
Ands that is a bout Stay beautiful
Joseph is done now.
P.S what is Burgandy? purple or red?

On Pokemon

I will be the first to admit that I am addicted to Pokemon. Like a lot. I have played every generation, pretty much every game. And I like them all. Until I saw the Generation 5 pokemon. Apparently, Game Freak said that they are basing this generation in North America. And this generation until you beat the Elite Four, you cannot get Pokemon from any of the other older generations. I like that idea. but look at these Pokemon! After Gen. 2 people said that They ran out of Ideas . And I am finally starting to believe them. Don't get me wrong though, I still will probably play the game, but here is a few examples.

Tepig. the fire pig pokemon. This one is the Charmander equivalent. Seriously? this doesn't even look like a pig, or anything. and what is that ball on the end of it tail? and then it evolves into this.

A chinese looking flaming pig wrestler... seriously.

And then there is Gothielle. What even is that? is it supposed to be some like lost Emo kid that you can catch and make them fight like.. charizard? It looks synthetic. I mean seriously. that is what I Like is some nature in the design.

Now this one is Just sad... Seriously what is that supposed to be? some terminally depressed otter? I mean, it looks like A Bidoof and A Jynx had an illegitimate child, and they named it Oshawatt. Sad. Sad. Sad.

Plus

EQUALS OSHAWATT!!!!!!
(P.S. Jynx is evidence that they ran out of Ideas in Generation one.)

But I have not lost faith in the pokemon brand. mostly due to the next pokemon. Braviary.

So this is one of my favorite pokemon ever.
And yes I will play the games.
If you want to check out the rest of the Generation 5 Pokemon check out this website.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page
Joseph Argyle Signing out
P.S. I love water softeners.

French Class.

So sometimes we are productive in french class and sometimes we watch cheesy videos. Like this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_YSydDh3Vo


and I think that this is what I should do at some point. very much so.


so yeah. Stay beautiful.

This is the first post.

So the other day I decided to write a blog. and I asked around. and there was a lot of interest in me publishing a blog. People wanted to read what I think. Instead of just saying, just think what I think, but I didn't. I created this. Enjoy the lusciousness of this blog.